Booze is good
I'm drinking shitty vodka on this, the week before I go back to work. Someone please win the lottery and save me and my family from the years of abuse in the service in the public school system. What are you up to?
posted by Drew at Tuesday, August 11, 2009
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5 Comments:
I work with cats. Very, very large cats. And when I'm not working with cats I'm looking for a job. And when I'm not looking for a job I'm drunk. Cuz I live with women. And thems and me don't mix on the 24/7 schedule. And so... I will never get married.
By day, I clean teeth. By night (or very very early in the morning, depending on your interpretation) a crime-fighting vigilante, as of last night at least...
Don't get along with your roommates, Jared? Or is it just odd for you living with women?
Drew- what age/subject are you teaching now?
This is my second year teaching 7th grade English. So far it's been okay, but only because I was a hard-ass straight away at the beginning. It's been over a week an they're still not sure what to think of me, which I like.
How do you fight crime? Do you flash them some cleavage and while they're dumbfounded by boobily glory you cuff them with fuzzy handcuffs? 'Cause that's how you'd do it in my world. :-)
Well I was in my pajamas when it happened, actually...
We witnessed 2 guys loading our neighbor's moped into the back of a UHaul at 5:38 Sunday morning. We called the police and they were arrested within an hour.
Next time we've decided to run out in Batman suits and kick their asses ourselves...
In what way were you a hard-ass this time compared to previous years? Nice work, whatever you did. I can't stand middle-schoolers. Not even when I was that age.
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