I wasn't expecting erectile dysfunction. I'm gonna need a moment, all I have are osteoporosis jokes and the fact that when you're older you'll be able to tuck your tits into your elastic pants.
I have to tuck my wang into the waistband of my elastic pants, as it's SO FRIGGIN' HUGE. That's right, Jared. Mine is bigger than yours. And Cat's tits won't be in her waistband. They're too nicely shaped and proportioned to do that. I should know. I saw them once in a drunken stupor. Sadly, I have forgotten what they look like, but I remember they were/are nice.
Alright, so I had a rather disturbing occurrence the other day. So I was on the old internet, you guys know the song, and found a few pictures of a very beautiful young woman. I was really quite infatuated with her, so I did a little more browsing and found a video that she was in. Which was really cool until the end, where she started talking. She only said like three words, but that was enough to turn me off. She sounded like a cross between Dr. Girlfriend and Ivan Drago. I couldn't stand it so I fucked your mom. End of story
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Me. Your mom. A jug of wine and some bluegrass music. Talk about a hodown.
You see what I did there?
Yeah, you forgot your special blue pill and couldn't rise to the occasion.
I wasn't expecting erectile dysfunction. I'm gonna need a moment, all I have are osteoporosis jokes and the fact that when you're older you'll be able to tuck your tits into your elastic pants.
I have to tuck my wang into the waistband of my elastic pants, as it's SO FRIGGIN' HUGE. That's right, Jared. Mine is bigger than yours. And Cat's tits won't be in her waistband. They're too nicely shaped and proportioned to do that. I should know. I saw them once in a drunken stupor. Sadly, I have forgotten what they look like, but I remember they were/are nice.
Here endeth the rant.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXsYZm0ypFg
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Alright, so I had a rather disturbing occurrence the other day. So I was on the old internet, you guys know the song, and found a few pictures of a very beautiful young woman. I was really quite infatuated with her, so I did a little more browsing and found a video that she was in. Which was really cool until the end, where she started talking. She only said like three words, but that was enough to turn me off. She sounded like a cross between Dr. Girlfriend and Ivan Drago. I couldn't stand it so I fucked your mom. End of story
Go watch Bob Saget's "That Shit Ain't Right". It's on youtube. That man is quoteable.
Happy New Year! (It's 3 days late, I know, but it needed to be said here)
This post is simply me entertaining myself by playing with my iPod touch.
There's something wrong with that sentence. Playing and touch just can't go together outside of porn.
Shut up you have a Zune. Nobody has Zunes, Zuni, Zuneses... Zeen?
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