Favorite College Stories
I've designated this thread for the containment of our favorite college stories. They can be inappropriate (Jared) or as clean as the freshly driven snow (Cat) but they have to be during our time at good old LC. I'll start.
I never enjoyed the tradition of stealing someone's towel while they were in the shower, and this story illustrates why. As I was leaving my room to go to class, I see a big, pale, naked Nate sauntering across the cluster. Apparently someone had stolen his towel and wouldn't bring it back, so Nate took it upon himself to walk naked back to his room. The best part was there was someone's girlfriend in the cluster (Anna maybe?) and just to be an ass, Nate turned his ass towards her and bent over to 'pick up something' he dropped. The look on her face was friggin' priceless. Soon after, Nate got his towel back and all was once again right with the world.
'And we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again!'
Stig,
Drew
I never enjoyed the tradition of stealing someone's towel while they were in the shower, and this story illustrates why. As I was leaving my room to go to class, I see a big, pale, naked Nate sauntering across the cluster. Apparently someone had stolen his towel and wouldn't bring it back, so Nate took it upon himself to walk naked back to his room. The best part was there was someone's girlfriend in the cluster (Anna maybe?) and just to be an ass, Nate turned his ass towards her and bent over to 'pick up something' he dropped. The look on her face was friggin' priceless. Soon after, Nate got his towel back and all was once again right with the world.
'And we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again!'
Stig,
Drew
posted by Drew at Thursday, March 19, 2009
17 comments
17 Comments:
I threw up on Dan.
Two things;
I remember my first time meeting Nate. He lived on the "quiet floor" of Ylvi, directly across the hall and down 1 floor from my room just down the staircase. I had to go downstairs to ask him to turn his stereo down while I was studying (I did a little bit of that my freshman year), pointed out (jokingly, in a non-ass sort of way) that he lives on a quiet floor and he replied with, "I didn't request to live on the quiet floor, they just put me here, so I'm rebelling."
Good ol' Nate.
Story 2 has to do with naked soccer. Since they were abolishing it, before the official end date, people started playing late one night. TJ called me to let me know and told me to meet him at the library lawn. I was coming from Ylvi, he was living in Farwell. I arrived on the science building side and couldn't find him anywhere, so I crossed over by the road to get to the Brandt side of onlookers. Just as I started to cross, I see a soccer ball come flying past me. I looked up to suddenly see hundreds of naked people sprinting towards me, dangly parts flopping about and all. After they passed by again to return to the field, I finally made it to the Brandt side to find TJ laughing at me.
Swimming on the library lawn during our Freshman year flood was pretty cool too
Jared threw up on me
19 year old robot
7 different kinds of marshmallows
bad pikachu
there are far too many, since I tended to be the sober one....
Your mom's a sober one!
she usually is, since she can't drink because she has diabetes... Jared I always win!!!!
"ya'll are bad people..." That is all Jared could say as he was awakened by Ron Jeremy rubbing his face.
Three words -- Water...Balloon...Launcher...
Hey, Drew, Do you remember why there was a big red ring on your head the first week back senior year?
No one here seems to understand why the Ron Jeremy was funny... They just think it's weird.
I have a picture of Jared doing questionable things with Ron Jeremy. I think that's very funny...
"I will protect my (muffled by crotch) honor!"
SAMUS!!!!
ebaum's world
Lobster Chops!
Why did you have a red ring? I don't remember that story! Tell me a story :)
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