Killing the Boy with Booze
So since it has been a long while since this blog has been updated, I have taken this monumental task upon myself.
Some dates to keep in mind:
November 10-- Autumn's birthday
November 20-- Jared's birthday
Wish both of these lovely people a happy birthday by coming down to the campus and getting hhhwasted. Autumn and I are doing our own thing on the 5th, so I don't know the plan for the rest of the evening. However, we have decided to throw a big style bash for Jared the weekend of Juletide to get him drunk with friends again legal for the first time.
In other news, the search party has found Nate's penis. It was a long and arduous effort, but while combing the bottom of Linedman Pond for bacteria, a strange penis-shaped piece of tissue was found. Someone said aloud "Only one person has a dick THAT small: Nate Landis." Nate, it is in the mail in a Ziploc bag and some ice.
That is all for now. Stig, bitches.
Some dates to keep in mind:
November 10-- Autumn's birthday
November 20-- Jared's birthday
Wish both of these lovely people a happy birthday by coming down to the campus and getting hhhwasted. Autumn and I are doing our own thing on the 5th, so I don't know the plan for the rest of the evening. However, we have decided to throw a big style bash for Jared the weekend of Juletide to get him drunk with friends again legal for the first time.
In other news, the search party has found Nate's penis. It was a long and arduous effort, but while combing the bottom of Linedman Pond for bacteria, a strange penis-shaped piece of tissue was found. Someone said aloud "Only one person has a dick THAT small: Nate Landis." Nate, it is in the mail in a Ziploc bag and some ice.
That is all for now. Stig, bitches.
posted by Drew at Monday, October 24, 2005
12 comments
12 Comments:
are we going to show boy how to drink on friday or saturday night? i'm going to the saturday night concert, but i can be there for either night....
my penis is large it takes three trees to hall it to drew's moms room. Then we have to get the hydraulics up and running to get the mammoth pumping. She sits on top till she gets enough then has to put on air masks and use high altitude gear to climb all the way up off of me. Needless to say she is tired and sore when all is said and done.
and now the corrected version of Nate's post:
"My penis is SO large THAT it takes three trees to HAUL it to Drew's mom's room. WE then have to get the hydraulics up and running to get the mammoth pumping. She sits on top UNTIL she gets enough and then WE HAVE TO put on air masks and use high altitde gear to climp all the way up off me. Needless to say (,) she is tired and sore when all is said and done."
Whatever, Nate. You are still hung like a fieldmouse.
that was supposed to be trains instead of trees.
ya'll are mean to nate...he can't help it that he's smaller than a tylenol liquigel.
oh, and which night are we killing the boy with booze?
Anal raping nerf football? is this a new toy of yours nate?
I agree on the need for homecoming pics. And maybe nobody listened to you, Jared, because we don't like YOU instead.
Alright Jared, how about we call truce?
When, where, and how long? :op
Children settle down or I am going to beat you all with the horse toy I bought Kyra.
When is everyone getting here, and are we partying it up both friday and saturday?
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