Friendship

Friends are there for you:
When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. (Drew go piss on a car)
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. (He got Ron in there he can get him out)
When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex. (Jared come one smile for once, Wendy we all know already, stop smiling)
When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. (Just like when you have a huge hicky on your forhead)
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. (Picachu is not bad, but marshmellows are)
When you are confused - I will use little words. (No one say anything, I already put my head down.)
When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (Unless you have beer, beer can fix almost anything)

When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. (So I ripped my pants, everyone laugh, fuck you)

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. (Drew's dad keeps coming home sooner and sooner, hope Drew wont miss him)

I hope you all remember most of this, becuase most of it is a haze to me.