SUCKER's
Renee and mine anniversary is coming up. It has been a year already and damn it if I know what to do about it. I hate you all for not talking me out of this earlier. If the one year anniversary sucks the female will never forget, so your life is going to suck forever. Ninja's will fly out of her mouth with little daggered spears, stabbing your eyes out for all eternity because you fucked up once, a long mother fucking time ago. Oh well, anyone got good ideas for what I could do with her to make her happy so this be an anniversary she wont forget, in a good way.
ps: Jared your mom is such a whore I can't walk down the street without meeting 6 guys she fucked, two in the ass two in the cooch and one guy dressed like Michelangelo from TMNT shell fucking her with his green dick right down her throat spilling ooze all over her slutty ass face. Oh wait thats only 5 I forgot about Yoda giving her the force down under till her leg shot out like Jasmin's when you throw one up her ass.
ps: Jared your mom is such a whore I can't walk down the street without meeting 6 guys she fucked, two in the ass two in the cooch and one guy dressed like Michelangelo from TMNT shell fucking her with his green dick right down her throat spilling ooze all over her slutty ass face. Oh wait thats only 5 I forgot about Yoda giving her the force down under till her leg shot out like Jasmin's when you throw one up her ass.
posted by 8-bird at Thursday, September 01, 2005
9 comments
9 Comments:
Why does your mom know about the site? Am I a bad person?
in this case, I think you should ask Jon for good ideas. He did some pretty neat stuff for Anna last month that I am sure Renee won't forget, in a good way.
Give me a call if you want my input.
I heard about what Jon did and he needs to start giving lessons! Women everywhere need their men to do stuff like that!
oh yeah. I can watch.
all men take lessons...on the down side, now she expects stuff like that all the time.
oh, and titty titty titty
good job nate...that was a coherent meaningful thought...
Thank you, it is a combination of boredness, to much sleep, and a shitty diet. Beer, tea, and soda should not be the only liquids a person drinks. It makes it hard to poop (on Tim's mom's chest).
Nate, how'd the anniversary go? Did you do something nice instead of the dumb idea you had about chocolate sauce and your nuts?
It's really not that special. TJ and I never celebrate "yearly" anniversaries for dating. We don't even remember what date we started dating, we just know we're now around 5 years-ish in October somewhere.
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