3 word story

From Jon:

Jared's mouth can lick my balls; Drew's mom did.
I inserted a Ron Jeremy replica along with a can
of Spaghetti-O’s into the gaping maw of Nate’s buttcrack!!
After that sand filled vagina of Drew’s whore opened wide
and BIG ANGRY DUCK!!

Hum a song on my nuts, or my babies just might eat the
orange m&m’s that were just expelled from Wendy’s babymaker
as she made way for a huge gyrating broodwich that was only
supposed to orgasm five times but instead it farted on your lumpy
ass crack (TITTY TITTY TITTY). HaHa dangly parts dangling from a…..

and the new:

after birth filled deep fried twinkie the size of a giant squirrel.
I once ate Drew's mom, but she tasted like nate's favorite drink, Renee's special sauce.
Nate's penis is slapping Jon's moms favorite Cuisinart blender out the window.
Where it fell into a big television-shaped flaming ...

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