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What is it about adopting asain kids these days? You get one and in a half hour you want another.
posted by 8-bird at Wednesday, July 13, 2005
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7/13/2005
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ok so somebody wants some jokes or something. so here is a good and dumb one my brother told me.
why does a can of beans contain 239 beans?
because one more would be too farty (240).
Sky rockets in flight....
AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!!
how is afternoon delight a joke?
that's serious business...serious business that i would know nothing about since anna is clear the hell in BFE....it sucks to be me.
Put your head down....
sky rockets in flight was not meant to be a joke...just a reference to a song that I had not heard for a long time.
Jared, what song is that from? I know it is not original because you are not creative enough to come up with something that stupid yet poetically sexual.
Joke: A husband and wife came into an inheritance. The husband said "man, I am gonna get a truck with this money!" His wife said "no, we are gonna get a sports car!" He said back to her "no, we need a truck. a sports car is not needed." So she said "well you had better get me something that goes from zero to two hundred in less than four seconds."
He got her a scale. Zing!
Drew, the song Jared was wishful singing about was a song from the Bloodhound Gang called The Bad Touch off of their 2000 disk titled "Hooray for Boobies".
I kid you not.
and Jon, afternoon delight isn't a joke, but if you're gonna make commentary like that, you can just keep on afternoon-delighting yourself for a while, since Anna's gone and all ;o)
(aww you know I'm just kidding, I love ya buddy!)
drew....this is me clapping for your joke.
and i'm alright being cat's bitch, just so she knows that i'm in fargo in anna's room right now....
Yay, your right hand gets a break! Say hi to Anna for me :o)
she may burn me....but i took your mom out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again, jared.
Who's Dorothy Mantooth?
Clearly Dorothy Mantooth is Wes Mantooth's mother...come on Cat, get with the program...
I love..lamp...?
Ok, who's Wes Mantooth?
Does he have anything to do with Anchorman, or was that just an added bonus?
Hey Drew, what is your last name again?
Ok this is for everyone to look at, but with Jared's obsession with ninjas I knew I HAD to post this thing. Go to this link and watch the whole thing through to the end while thinking of Jared bouncing around like this.
http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/
I thought you guys would enjoy that link.
I think your blog is broken. I can't see anything below the 3-word story, and when I click on it, it doesn't even show all of the comments to the bottom.
i think you're broken...did you fix it?
Yeah? Well I broke your mom last night.
How do you like them apples?
oooh was that too harsh?
Joke:
Two sperms are swimming along together. The first one looks over to his buddy and says. "Man I can't wait till we get to the uterus."
Then the second one looks over slaps him in the head and says. "Idiot we are in the stomach."
And that is how Jon's mom likes it.
A masked man walks into a sperm bank and points a gun at a woman lab worker. He says to her "you see that sample? I want you to drink that sperm sample." She looks at him, shrugs her shoulders, and takes the whole thing down like a champ. The man takes off his mask and it is her husband. He says "See? That wasn't that hard, was it?"
ZING!!1
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