The Boy Turns 22
So here is the scoop: Boy turns 22 next Monday. In tribute, we should all post a favorite Boy memory here in the blog as a response to this post. I shall start:
"Oh Jared, the times you and I had on those cold winter nights, cuddled next to each other...wait...that was me and your mom..."
My favorite Boy memories are best known to us all as 'the monitor,' 'the keyboard,' and 'fun with kevlar.'
Happy birthday, Boy.
Stig,
Drew
"Oh Jared, the times you and I had on those cold winter nights, cuddled next to each other...wait...that was me and your mom..."
My favorite Boy memories are best known to us all as 'the monitor,' 'the keyboard,' and 'fun with kevlar.'
Happy birthday, Boy.
Stig,
Drew
posted by Drew at Wednesday, November 15, 2006
6 comments
6 Comments:
Not to forget the many times he's been humped in the head by many of you.
My favorite memory of Jared is nothing, he said he hates me so I hate him to.
Just Kidding. I love Renee to much for that, that curvy body gets me everytime. It is true that women get better looking after raising some kids.
Any way for the post.
Jared's losing his Honor is good.
Stealing my wifes underware and taping it to the wall is good.
Lighting many things in many different bathrooms on fire is good.
Having sex above his head is good.
But:
Watching Jared grow some balls with girls is pricless. Our boy started out not being able to have a girl suck on his finger and asking questions like, "Can a girl get off just by grinding on your knee?" to the stud he is today. So I say raise a glass, drink it down then go help a girls panties hit the ground.
Oh one more good memory is when we gave his little brother porn. Adam looked so cute.
Ummm, there are so many memories, bad pikachu, zombies, WENCH!!! hanging out in many different clusters, throwing up in many colours, angry vomit (although that was Drew), lobster chops and way too many more to list here!! Happy Birthday Boy
I almost forgot about the techicolor puke. Yeah for everclear jello-shots.
I have a random picture of you with Autumn's bra on your head...that was a fun party.
yeah. there are a lot of jared memories...
all the times he said "I'm gonna be KIRBY!!"
or when he flipped the chair over backwards at the end of "Dodgeball" while saying "F***IN' RIGHT!"
or when we woke him up with the "ron jeremy" and he told us we were all bad people....
then, there was all the booze...i don't really remember all of those, but i think there were some good times in there somewhere....
finally, him preserving his honor holds a special place in my heart because i was the one who was trying to take his honor...
Happy Birthday, Boy!
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